MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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