She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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