We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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