it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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