i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i came on her dog
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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