that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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