doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
