i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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