PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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