it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.