i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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