How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
