the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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