I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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