Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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