May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Are we still banned from the library?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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