so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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