dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
we're so committed to being not committed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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