i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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