if you like me you must not know who I am
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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