At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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