dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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