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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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