and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
is wine microwaveable?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
