he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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