I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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