i barfeds in our rink
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
