Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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