Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
