Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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