Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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