is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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