how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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