Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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