i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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