Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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