...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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