Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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