alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Someone came in the potted fern
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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