I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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