All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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