Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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