Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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