i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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