Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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