i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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