so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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