but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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