love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
