But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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