It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sext me about skeletons
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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