Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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