don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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