Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
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i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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