Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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