I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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