the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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