Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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